Miller Dowels Replacing Screws

The workbench we build in the “Workbench in a Weekend” class is made up of five assemblies that are glued together, with #8 screws holding the parts together as the glue dries.

The screws in the leg assemblies might seem unsightly to some. (They do to me!) And the screws inside the top and side assemblies might be

3 Minutes on the Soapbox

Various woodworking fora have lately featured harrumphs and huzzahs about A Workshop of Our Own and their fundraising. Having taught woodworking to adult students for 18 years, I am confident the need is

Backlighting Helps Prevent Finishing Flaws

No, not black light. BACK. As in, if you put a work light behind the surface you're applying finish to, at roughly the same height as your eyes or perhaps a bit lower, that light will reflect off the wet finish into your eyes, so any spot that you've missed will show up darker, and any little piece of sawdust or hair will distort the liquid surface of the finish and distort the reflection.

Try it! you'll see a difference right away.

Drying Wood in the Microwave: or, the Cursed Spoon

Three rounds of 30-second exposures in the microwave oven, with a few minutes outside in between to cool off, will dry most spoons enough to be ready for finish sanding and oiling. And that would have worked for this spoon too! But nothing about this spoon was easy. It probably shouldn't even exist. It resisted being created at almost every step of the way. And I refused to listen.

Another Use for 1-2-3 Blocks

I improvised a scribing tool out of a 1-2-3 block, an eye screw, and a pencil yesterday. It's not ground breaking, but it's a nice piece of frugality making use of something I've recommended you buy back in this earlier post. Make the tool or not; notice the method for stopping your chairs from rocking shown in the final photos.

Repair Damaged Wood with Steam from Clothes Iron

Accidents happen. A case of (literal) butterfingers could make you lose grip on your recipe box and ding the edge of the kitchen table. A perfectly respectable man can inadvertently drop one of the kitchen chairs while moving it up to the bedroom. Maybe you came in from the garage carrying a cinder block and needed to set it down quickly, not realizing until you picked it up again that in doing so you laid it on the end of the dog's leash, and now your wood floor has the perfect impression of a snap swivel right in front of the coat closet.

One approach to such mishaps is to say “Thank you! My furniture (or house) now has more patina!” Your wabi-sabi outlook on life might lead you to take this attitude, and if so that's fine. I go that way myself, quite often.

But right now, I'm making a chair, and it hasn't even had a chance to be a new chair yet, so I was dismayed to take the rear legs out of the bending jig after I steam-bent them to see this:

How did this happen? The bending jig is made of yellow pine, and its grain embossed itself onto the chair legs while they were clamped into the jig. Soon you will see a post on “Appropriate Bending Jig Materials” perhaps . . . meantime, I don't want to make two new chair legs. What to do? Bondo? That's a lot of work, and I didn't plan on painting this chair.

So I borrowed a clothes iron, got a clean rag sopping wet, and pressed the rag into the dent with the hot iron:

PVA Resist Finish, or "Do You Think We Can Tell the Homeowner Batik Is Coming Back?"

I found this photo a few moments ago in a folder of files from the first digital camera I owned, about 12 years ago. I'm glad I found it, as it's an excellent illustration of something I tell my students all the time:

Drawer Slide Installation

I spent the weekend chauffeuring my 14-year-old to anime conventions, haircuts, pet shops, etc. In between chauffeur runs I worked on installing drawers in my shop cabinets. And I used this "jig" to do it.

The first time you mount a drawer on metal slides (a.k.a. runners), and see the intricate way the slides have been manufactured, and all the tiny little numbers on the specification sheet (some of them in millimeters with Euro hardware), you might think you need to buy a $30 jig that helps you drill the screw holes in the right places.

That jig might work just fine, and people I deeply respect say good things about the Rockler jigs for installing hardware, but I'd rather save my $30 for something else, and save the space that jig would take up in my very small shop.

What's the alternative? I show one possibility here: a piece of sheet material from the scrap bin. As long as it's wide enough to support the drawer slide, and its two sides are parallel so the slide will end up level inside the cabinet, it can work as a fine drawer slide installation jig:

As you see, I simply lay the slide down on the top edge of the jig, position the front edge of the slide 5/32” back from the front edge of the cabinet using my adjustable square, and drive some screws. 

Move the jig to the other side (it's double sided! ambidextrous! unhanded!) and install the other slide, which automagically ends up at exactly the same height! There you go: your drawer will be perfectly level inside the cabinet.

What if I don't know how tall to make the jig?

I was hoping you'd ask that. Use this as a chance to learn: make the jig close to what you think is the right height, install the slide and drawer, and see where the drawer is compared to where you want it. If it's 7/16” higher than you want it, make the jig 7/16” shorter and reinstall the slide. Chances are the screw holes from your first try will be covered. If they aren't, and somebody actually sees these screw holes, and then cares enough to ask about them, just roll your eyes, sigh, and ask "What's your problem with green woodworking?"

What if the jig is too short?

Say it's 2” too short. Find a long scrap 2" wide, and put that under the jig.

What about the next drawer?

Cut the jig shorter, and use it again.

What if I'm building face-frame cabinets?

Use a jig like this to install the blocking you use for installing the slides. You know, the blocking that kicks the drawer slide out from the cabinet side so it's flush with the inside edge of the face frame. Then use the jig (or one like it) to install the slides.

No more questions tonight. Well, maybe just one.

I really love this idea, and I want to beat it to death. How can I go about doing that?

Let's say you have a run of cabinets which have several drawers in each cabinet, all at the same heights. Make yourself a set of these jigs that stack together. Number them 1, 2, 3, 4 so that you always put them in the cabinet in the same order. Stack them all up, screw on a drawer slide, take off the top layer, screw on another slide, take off the next layer, etc. 

File Tip for Screw Tips

If you've used pocket screws for very long at all, you've probably run into this problem once or twice: the screw pokes out the other side of the workpiece you're fastening to. Most times this problem is felt before it's seen: you're moving an assembled case down from your bench, one hand slides along the corner and OUCH!!!! you've torn a chunk out of your hide. Hopefully you haven't left a bloodstain where it will show.

I was going to say the three main causes of this problem are 1) a void under the screwhead which lets the workpiece you've bored collapse as you drive the screw, 2) inadvertently boring a little too deeply, and 3) setting the clutch on your drill/driver for too much torque, so the drill keeps driving the screw even after it's reached the bottom of the pocket.

I'm not so sure about reason number 3, but after today I'm adding reason 4 to the list: workpiece thinner than specs! I was getting ready to install drawers in this case, and just to double check my calculations I measured the height inside the case. It was a bit over 1/8” taller than it should be, meaning that the plywood top and bottom were a hair over 1/16” thinner than the nominal 3/4”. We're used to seeing hardwood ply 23/32 instead of a full ¾, or 24/32, thick. This ply is 21/32! I would have been much better off setting my boring depth for a 5/8” workpiece rather than 3/4”, which is my habit when I'm building cabinets. It may be time to change that habit.

So how to save the situation? Something I have tried that doesn't work is just sanding it down with my random orbit sander. Trust me, don't do it. The replacement backing pad for my old Makita sander was $15. One choice would be, take the cabinet apart, bore new shallower pocket holes, and reassemble the cabinet. Another would be to remove the offending screw from its hole, use wirecutters or a grinder to make it a little shorter, redrive the screw, and fill the hole if it shows. I think this is the way to go if the screw has poked out through a surface that will show in the finished product. Here, though, the screw poked out a cabinet side which will be hidden when the cabinet takes its place in the middle of a run, so I took a quicker approach: I filed it down.

Use a big, flat file. I used a 12” mill file for this job. Hold the tip of the file flat on the surface you're flushing the screw tip to as you file. Note the tape wrapped around the tip of the file. This is the key to this trick. The tape stops you from scratching the cabinet side with the end of the file (which usually has a pretty big burr), and it stops you from filing down the whole side of the case when the screw is flush. Also note that I've added a wooden handle to the file's tang. You can buy these handles, or you can make your own with scraps, which is what I do. Just shape a scrap of solid wood so it's comfortable to hold, drill a hole that's a snug fit for the tang, and pop it on with a few hammer taps. The palms of your hands will thank you.

Pocket screws are hardened, but they're still just a tad softer than the file. It makes a terrible shriek for the first couple of strokes, but after that it's not so bad. Every couple of strokes, clear away the iron filings so you don't smash them into the wood where they'll give you trouble later.

 In the final picture, you can see a silver dot, which is the newly flattened end of the screw. It's flush with the side, and will be hidden against the side of the next cabinet over once I install these. There's a small possibility that if I use a water based finish on the cabinets, it could cause a rust stain, but I'm not worried because I'll be sealing these with shellac before the acrylic goes on, and again, it will be out of sight once installed.